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● Learning to cook something more difficult than macaroni and cheese… at least rice without turning to concrete.
● Get at least one good night’s sleep so you don’t wake up in a panic, wondering, “Where am I and what’s this deadline?”
● Pass your exams without a nervous breakdown, sacrifices, or deals with higher powers.
● Learn to save money… at least until Friday. Okay, until Wednesday. At least don’t order sushi for the last minute.
● Accidentally become famous—well, so you’re sitting there eating chips, and then BAM—millions of followers.
● So that there’s always a free seat on the minibus, no one sneezing next to you, and the driver listens to at least silence, not chanson.
● Get on a date where they won’t ask, “Do you even share your food or what?” And they won’t start talking about their exes on their second sip of coffee.
● Find some sports motivation… or at least the sneakers I lost back in September.
● Open the fridge and see not just a light and ketchup, but a full supply of food, like a normal
adult.
● Become that girl who always has her bag, her head, and her life in order. Or at least her bag. Okay, at least
find her headphones in it.